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We at Microsoft came up with the design of the Wii before Nintendo did. And then we wiped our ass with that design and threw it in the garbage.

Here at Microsoft, we refuse to be seen as people or kid friendly, innovative, smart, funny, healthy, or likable. Our products are not assets or investments, rather they are dangerous liabilities.

We don't want to sell a product to a consumer that they can use and have fun with for several years. We have a business to run. We...

6277d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Jason 360,

Again I have to thank you. You know that you can play those games on your PC running Microsoft Windows, yet you have chosen to support my company by purchasing another piece of hardware to do the exact same thing.

Thank you Jason 360

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I can tell you right now that this idea, just like our Avatars, is 100% original. We have some of the best engineers (like myself) working deep into the night, employing think-tank style brainstorming to come up with yet more highly useful functions of Live to justify the subscription costs.

Some will contend that the user "motto" should have sufficed, however, that required users to actually put effort into seeking information. This way, we can bring the users words ri...

6277d ago 5 agree6 disagreeView comment

I honestly don't know what you are talking about.

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At Microsoft, our most prized achievement is the fact that during this generation, we have strung out more gamers than ever before with our ticking time-bomb like hardware, scratched disks, accessories that make cell phones blush, very expensive downloadable content (for us and the gamer), and choking online subscription fees.

With the Nintendo Wii only selling to retirement homes and Maternity wards, and the ps3 selling to nobody, our future is bright that we will continue to ni...

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Confirmed

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Jason 360,

Thank you for being such a good customer. Because of loyal Xbox 360 consumers like you, we are able to run a successful business. We have you invested into last generation technology and you will pay next generation prices.

You cannot get the Xbox Experience anywhere else but on the Xbox 360 itself. Cross game voicechat, ingame soundtracks, Xbox exclusives, NONE of these things are available on PC.

The same thing cannot be said for the ps3, h...

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Only a Microsoft Affiliate like GameDaily can provide gamers with spot-on reviews before these games are actually released.

Stay tuned for our next article of future reviews where we give Alan Wake, Halo Wars, Too Human 2, and many other Xbox 360 games a 10/10...some before they are even in development or a concept.

6277d ago 10 agree1 disagreeView comment

Ah yes, another great article by our media affiliate, GameDaily. Hopefully Sony is smart enough to do exactly what GameDaily says, because that is the only way to save the ps3. Trust me, we have done extensive research, so please, Sony, if you are reading this, PLEASE just stop! Your never gonna win so just drop out while you can!

If you don't, they're ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU

ps. GameDaily, your check is in the mail...

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Edge Magazine is basically a front for out overseas operations. Please take what they say as fact, because that's what we pay them for.

Aaron Greenburg
PR Specialist
XBox Live Division
World of America

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The design of our plan is pure genious. we pay 3rd party websites to trash the ps3 and its games, and then link them back to MSN so it looks like we are just and innocent bystander, presenting you, the gamer, with unbiased news.

On a side note, our Xbox 360 console can take the target render DVD of Killzone 2 and run it as a game. That's right, no need for 'dev time' or programming, just pop the target render into the 360 and you're gaming.

Now that is "jumping ...

6277d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

you know you are a 360 fanboy when you listen to someone like me.....

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please see my comments below concerning this insignificant matter.

thank you and god bless the World of America

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thats nonsense. I don't know who this "Nathan Drake" is, but if he is a popular ps3 game character, I will make certain that his game will only make it to an 89 on Metacritic; all I have to do is send an email to my friend Marc Doyle and he will make sure that basic letter-to-number conversions are made in error, or publications that nobody has ever heard of with their rogue 2/10 scores will get weighted higher in the aggregate.

and as for this "Blu-ray", I ca...

6277d ago 7 agree0 disagreeView comment

Don Reisinger is a fellow employee and a good friend. He has been in the business long enough to know what a good "bonus" can do for a struggling analyst.

And to all those gamers who think my company has no pull with the media, we are proud to have you as a customer. We at Microsoft hate the media, thats why we didn't want to buy Yahoo, they kept wanting US to buy THEM and made US 2 offers for a buyout.

It's only a matter of time, however, until Yahoo just ...

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Yes, my figure is a bit high, but that is to make end users like you feel as if you got a deal.

As long as you think I'm the one getting ripped off, then I've done my job.

6278d ago 8 agree20 disagreeView comment

Our customers *Love* buying accessories. Heck, we even have accessories for accessories. We can't sell enough accessories. You can't buy enough accessories.

At this point in time, there is no plans to implement wifi into our Microsoft Xbox 360 consoles, to the contrary, actually, there is a plan to split the wifi adapter into 2 or more parts, enabling the end user to buy each piece as their budget allows.

This way, they can pay the choking subscription cost of Live ...

6278d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

Yet another gimmick by our competitor.

On a side note, our own 3D product, code named "Eyez", will be available at all major retailers in late 2009, MSRP $99.99

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Xbox Live is the pinnacle of human existance. Gone are the days of just "playing a game." Now, whenever you turn on your Microsoft Xbox 360 console, you get bombarded with messages, friend requests, and party invites.

You WILL feel popular and needed, just like the other puppets...er consumers that have boosted their status, ego, and well being by having an Xbox Live membership...

And it can be yours for $98 per year...

6278d ago 19 agree25 disagreeView comment

The Microsoft Xbox 360 uses cutting edge Unreal Technology to bring the latest death simulator to American males 16-34, something that the Sony Playstation 3 has not been able to obtain. And who needs these flashy new and unproven 1st party engines with all their fancy lighting and what not...

As long as impressionable young males can spray blood of their enemies while grunting in each other's ears, there will be no place for the ps3 in this World of America.

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